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Wrong Wrong Wrong

Posted by kraftymiles on August 19, 2008

This is wrong wrong wrong…
Russell Crowe to play Bill Hicks in a movie of his life.
Where can I go to stop it?


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Horror movie dreams

Posted by kraftymiles on April 10, 2008

Well, I’ve not written anything in a while mainly because I’ve been off out doing less boring things instead.  OK, some of them were less boring, some of them were just needed, but anyway, I’ve not been in front of a computer in about a month hence the lack of writing.

In that time I’ve been put on some new medication and it is great.  Really great.  It’s a lovely combo of codeine, Valium, NSAIDs and Paracetamol.  It’s all for the pain you see.  I take something like a couple of valiums, 40 Ibuprofens, a gram of codeine and half a pound of paracetamol a day.  Why do I mention this?  Well it may go someway to explaining the rest of the article.

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Posted by kraftymiles on March 3, 2008

I’ll tell you up front that it’s not the Zombies and their associated despair, or the fear of the outsider Vampire that gives me the willies, its Werewolves. The thing with the werewolves is that whilst you can say that you are trying your hardest to survive against the odds that the world throws at you (Zombies) or that, No, you are not a fearin’ of outsiders (Vampires); werewolves are in us all, and these days, not just men.

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Posted by kraftymiles on February 27, 2008

Whilst Zombies may terrorise us in that there is the possibility that they are real, (think The Serpent and the Rainbow) Vampires have always seemed somewhat more removed. Even in the early days of Vampire writing, Bram Stoker placed Dracula in Transylvania.

SIDE BAR Dracula wasn’t the first Vampire novel, that one is a lesbian tale from some 25 years earlier. This bears no relevance to anything else here, but hey, lesbians.

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Posted by kraftymiles on February 25, 2008

Ok, so this all started with discussions amongst friends on my favourite sub genre, the French Zombie Film. Now, whilst that makes me sound like a twat, let me explain. French Zombie films have nudity. And Nazis. Apart from that however, they’re a fairly unfulfilling bunch to watch as they seem to stick to a similar plot line, and it’s not one that has done well by them. Nazi Zombies are discovered and come back to take over the world. There are only so many times you can watch that develop, but like I said, the nudity helps.

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